Agreed, that was a "thank god i have tivo" moment, because i totally missed the next few minutes of the show after that.

Wow, do they stop the movie to publicly humiliate the offending movie-talkers and cellphone texters? I would pay extra for that.

Missed opportunity
I think they missed out on a potentially great theme last night. Why not use Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, Frito Bandito, and the Land o' Lakes girl to see who could come up with the most racially offensive dish?

Gibson would have to fight the urge to spit on his own Jewish gabardine.

"I wanna suck yer cock!"

All I ever learned in drvier's ed…
St. Ives malt liquor.
Gets you in the mood quicker.
Makes your jimmy thicker.

Yeah, if I'm not mistaken Tina Fey's husband does the scoring and arrangement for the show. So, I guess sometimes nepotism can be a force for good.

I'm made of wool socks and nail polish remover. But my mom loves me anyway.

My favorite moment
was Jack stashing away the tampon. That character is such a jumble of contradictions, but Alec Baldwin totally sells it.

Yes, pathetic indeed, 5-poster.

Oh, yeah, the cape entrance, the mask on the woman Banks was dancing with, Tracy's manic writing ("trio becomes a quartet, quartet becomes a quintet"), Frank shouting at the sky, all Amadeus references, I think. I love that this show, being the ratings-starved gem that it is, isn't afraid to do a whole show around a…

I have to confess my strange fixation with On the Media, and its hosts in particular. They remind me of being a kid and being disappointed when you realize Pat Sajak and Vanna White aren't a married couple. It just seems so wrong for them not to be, you know?

know your tortoise albums
I think you mean "Millions Now Living Will *Never* Die."

Heroin butt is when you lose a lot of weight from constant drug use, and your butt just kind of disappears. C'mon, right? Did I just make that up?

I don't think so
The summer I worked at Olive Garden, I don't recall any hot women being there. There was the old woman with serious heroin butt, who lived in a motel room and would try and get you to babysit her kids; there was the one who, in between serving food, managed to smoke about a pack and a half and always…

better idea
Can someone please convince him to be on "Moment of Truth"?

Farcesties?

I feel like a Brain Candy reference needs to go here, but it's Friday and I'm too tired to look one up.

Yeah, I don't think it's unrealistic to show Michael getting away with the kind of crazy shit he does. We have seen lawsuits (notice that Lexus Oscar still drives), but for the most part, the people left in the office are either too jaded to care much about what Michael does (Jim, Stanley, Pam) or as out of touch as…

Well, yeah, actually he kinda did.