chicken pants
No one has commented yet on Christian's chicken pants. Poultry is fierce.

Then you've obviously never gone home from a bar with Luke Wilson.

that's some fast typin'
Amelie must have serious spirit fingers. Am I a pig for thinking she would give a great handjob?

Yeah, that's awful. I like my women with a foreskin.

"Feel," as used in this case, is a linking verb, like the verb "to be" or to "to become." Or, if it helps, "to smell." It can take a predicate adjective, such as "bad," which describes the subject, but not an adverb, such as "badly," because there is no action to describe.

Okay, sure. My Two Dads and Step by Step. Basically anything that involves Stacey Keenan.

new youtube dilemma
Would you rather watch someone's random kitten playing with a paper bag, or Adrien Grenier trying and failing to act his way out of one?

I wonder if this is one in a series of huge novelty check designs. They could also have, like, a watermelon kicking Gallagher.

was it really a firsties attempt, or was he just liveblogging his own difficult poo?

better yet
I'm still waiting for Tasha to guest host Ebert's show with Richard Roeper…so she can kick him in the nuts.

The laughing face of oprah
makes great cheese. in cute little ball shapes.

yes, but their songs are in "hopelandic."

this show would be more interesting
if it was just three women sitting around squeezing their coochie muscles.

The only way
If M. Night Shyamalan kills himself in this movie, then, okay, maybe it would be worth seeing.

One can only hope…
…that the musical numbers in this will reach the same levels of absurd literalism that the Beatles movie did. Obviously someone will need to be dragged around by wild horses, then prance around painting things black.

"Scripted lies"?
Is that a typo or a statement on the cynicism with which the strike has caused you to view even those shows you used to love?

"Scripted lies"?
Is that a typo or a statement on the cynicism with which the strike has caused you to view even those shows you used to love?

I can't wait
this will be the first lost in months

Too bad
I was hoping they would go a more avant-garde route, and instead of lame "topical" jokes, they would just make the presenters say lines from Saved by the Bell episodes:

Luke Wilson
Is he actually in the movie, or did they just offer him free liquor and whores for a week for the use of his name.