For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

Maggie Gylienhaal is the best thing about it.

You know what would fill a 40-minute feature? All the time George has spent working on The Winds of Winter in the last two years. Heyoooo!

How do you exist in 2018?

As evil as Breitbart?

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Thank you for linking the same article that is already linked directly below the Newswire article.

Because they eat hamburgers?

Gaming fandom is a cancer. Holy shit, this is embarrassing as a human being.

Find me some good players! LIVING players!

They are finalizing the contracts on the Puddle of Mud reunion. So they can’t announce it just yet.

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Hey, I just met you and this is crazy.

I enjoy the experience and don’t really mind the cost. I do my share of smuggling though. I’m not talking candy or sodas; I smuggle entire Taco Bell meals in!!

We’re through the looking glass here.

Why does Snoke’s backstory matter? We don’t know Obi-Wan’s backstory, and it makes not a whit of difference. Ditto for Yoda. Every i and t does not need to be dotted and crossed.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Ok Bill Cosby.

Troll article all the way.

...Laura Dern inherits Star Wars.