That Japanese Breakfast album is being waaaay overlooked, it’s fucking great.

When I go to TJ’s during this time of year I just push all the Peppermint Pretzel Thins they have on the shelf in to my cart.

Minnesotan here, too.

IT’S NOT THAT BAD.

ctrl + f “Ted Leo”

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

As long as I can remember, I wanted to be a figure skater.

Wow! It’s almost like he’s stupid and has no idea what the F he’s doing!

King me!

I say this every time we discuss the farcical NCAA, I don’t know why teams from Europe/China just don’t have agents waiting outside high schools with big checks ready to be written. Then I realize that they probably tried, and the NCAA/AAU/Shoe Companies have hired goons to keep them away to protect their product.

I love the scenes in which he is talking to his brother, primarily because it seems like Franco is genuinely amused to be having a conversation with himself.

ACCIO SHITTY TWEET!

Whenever I see a Safelite repair tech, I make sure to take a second or two to thank them for their service.

“According to Jimmy Hyams, Currie didn’t even know that Schiano had ever coached at Penn State...”

The Hartford Connecticut and Wilmington Delaware of Continental Europe.

Jurassic World has a Jimmy Fallon cameo which is worse than a poop phone.

Who knew that a child could be good at A Children’s Card Game?

Probably because it’s so flat.

So is Shrek now Jesus or something?

That’s horrible.