Every single Cubs fan can fuck right off, too.

The very existence of billionaires is an example of how our government and economic systems have failed.

I know you are striving for satire, but... like, have you met comic book people?

The whole Kinjafication has been a disaster for the community. I don’t have a clue how well it’s worked for corprate; maybe it’s been fine. But this place is just uninviting now. It’s partially because the site seems to have a “let trolls be trolls, even if they’re out of the grays” policy. We watched all of Stranger…

Clarke Peters played a retired pimp.

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

I’m making that Nicklaus one my phone background.

My young daughter used to fire up Burnout Paradise and pretend she was dropping her kids off at school, then driving to work. She obeyed all traffic laws. It was infuriating to watch.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

Dude played baseball at Yale.

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

I wonder whether the Lakers would ever consider trying sign this fellow.

But I don’t want to watch a video. Please provide an editorial summary.

I clarified it.

A hard fought gain in the War on Christmas

John Hodgman is a god damned National Treasure, and I say that even though I have been banned from his events, after a nasty incident where I tried to sneak out with him stuffed in my pocket. I almost made it, only getting caught after people noticed that on no level did my plan make any sense whatsoever.

I was fully expecting C.C. to be lurking at the bus station looking for Ashley.

This was the second time Anwan Glover shot someone dead when I was least expecting it.