It’s like Hitman, except instead of a Hitman, you’re a goose.
And instead of killing people, you’re annoying them... as a goose.

Yeah?

No headphone jack, no thanks.

This pairing sounds like what happens when you wish on a magical monkey paw to have a biopic made about yourself.

theres a twist ending: we’re ALL Replicants.

Just blew your mind like M. Night....

There aren’t many sounds more comforting to me than the HBO logo followed by the Curb theme.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

“Obviously it’s nowhere near being Star Trek level good”

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

The 2017 New York Jets: Where Are They Now?

Boats are the cars of the sea

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

what? no....

I went to that site for the first time in over a decade the other day. Good lord, that layout has not changed since GWB was president. But, I will say this: They do still use Disqus.

Gentle Ritchie is letting the prostetariat control the means of production.

Dear HBO Shop,

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.

His acting skills from The Wonder Years are still intact.

I thought this movie was a rock-doc about Danzig?

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