Star Wars fans speculating or theorizing are just the worst.

I have a 7-year-old greyhound. I freaking love him. He is just the laziest, sleepiest thing ever.

I’m glad he got out. He was a racer in Florida.

Hard disagree.

Hey, look for me at around 4:47ish, when I’ll be walking through there on my way to the Port Authority. 

Yes, this is a bad Epstein take, but have you seen this:

“Thing is, in 1999 audiences left theaters satisfied, almost giddy, with Episode 1.”

I can't stand him. He's a quintessential "I'm why people are listening" sports announcer. I love baseball on the radio, but I can't listen to him.

Tati's dress at the wedding was so damn great.

What gives Mueller the right to dictate the terms of his testimony? On some level, he’s been called before Congress to answer questions from the representatives of the people. I understand not being able to comment on classified material or ongoing investigations, but why should this guy be able to tell Congress he’s…

It will be pointless, but it'll still be fun to watch the Republicans ask their inane questions about the conspiracy to destroy Trump and gave Mueller shoot them down. It won't be a total snooze.

Jim Harbaugh is the poster boy for the college football coaching salary cap.

He should dress like that for the debates.

I always say that a Super Bowl half time of just frisbee dogs and a college marching band would be the best show ever.

Imagine not only having the AHL app, but having it with notifications turned on.

The PaolaFl55150463 account has three followers and that was its first tweet ever.

I only listen to Dedicated. 

How was he not immediately ejected? 

Liquid chalk is amazing. I can’t believe everyone doesn’t use it instead of regular chalk. It’ll usually last me about 45 minutes. 

I like the most honest approach to advertising, as well. I find it as refreshing as an ice cold Pepsi.

This is the good shit.