They’re not from New Jersey.

Pinhole viewers are lame. You’re not seeing the eclipse, you’re just seeing its shadow. It would be like if you went to see Michelangelo’s David and you stood with your back to it as someone shined a flashlight from behind it against the wall.

The danger is overrated. If you could actually go blind, they wouldn’t even hold the eclipse. It wouldn’t be allowed.

It's also a way to give money to a bunch of his friends and regulars he works without without actually giving them money directly. It's a win-win.

Which is a damn shame, because it was great.

This looks like something some cynical liberal dreamed up to try to make a buck of Trumpsters.

My Cousin Vinny would have made an excellent TV show. Who wouldn't want to spend more time with Vinny and Mona Lisa every week? Solving crimes, getting into hi-jinx. It could have been great.

Thanks for samsplaining.

They used to put Stickum on their hands. Now they’ve got those gloves.

I hope they go back and add his fun waffles song.

Oh good lord is L.A. Confidential so damn good and so damn rewatchable. Great cast, terrific setting, perfect design, wonderful score. That's a damn fine movie.

Yeah, Heather was great. Miss her.

I'm like halfway through The Force by Don Winslow. It's fun, but I buy absolutely nothing about the characters or even the setting. It's like he interviewed as many cops as he could and then decided to take every anecdote, story, personal detail, and trick-of-the-trade he heard and squeeze them into the book.

Sounds of Silver. Everyone song is solid.

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I've really enjoyed this site. It's one of the best comment sections on the Internet. Almost zero trolls and tons of funny, intelligent comments. It will be missed. Thank you, everyone.

I liked that condiment article. I plan on trying new the recommended ones.

The iceberg wasn't the villain. The boat was clearly the aggressor.

The film's biggest flaw is that it didn't give him a mustache to twirl.

This movie is now underrated. It's very watchable, especially if you just accept the fact that the villains are cartoonish.