A wedding reception is thrown for the wedding guests and not a single goddamn wedding guest wants to sit there and watch a bunch of nobodies do a choreographed dance. It’s awkward for EVERYBODY.

Great performance in episode one from the Mole.

In a way, we're all monster trucks.

Along these lines, the fine people at LadBrokes have it at EVEN MONEY that he doesn’t finish his first term:

Ridiculously looking forward to The Deuce. David Simon can do no wrong.

#NotMyAllStars

I hate it.

I believe Ted Leo has something on the horizon. Can't wait for that.

"Be My Baby" by The Ronettes

I can't think of one goddamn good reason why this list doesn't include The Fate of the Furious.

Holy crap, I joked that Putin went all out because he was mad that people laughed at how bad Sochi was. I didn’t mean to be right.

Hot take: Hire Billie Lourd and digitally age her.

Wow, that's terrible.

The baseball scene is the most ridiculous, over-the-top sports scene in any movie ever. It makes Teen Wolf look like Blue Chips.

It’s uncanny

That, too.

CTRL-F "The Deuce"

If money were no object, I think a black tie affair with a live band would be nice. Am I crazy? Something that looks like that photo at the end of The Shining.

That’s not a denial.

In four years., I’m sure you’ll be writing about all the great things that happened. NOT!