Why are there Cheez Doodles, but no plain Doodles? Why can’t I get unflavored Doodles to maybe dip in ranch dressing?

30° Everywhere by The Promise Ring.

This reminds me of those times people at work say, “you know what would be a great show? Us. Right here, what we do. We’re hilarious, we’re interesting.”

This actually upsets me. I thought they were a family.

I really miss those characters.

I'd love to see them do a season based on Iran Contra.

The good news is that everything in that original blog post stands up as true to this day.

Hey SoulCycle, is that a hipster mister on your bicycle?

Since we know how much Stone makes a year, how does he afford those subway ads? Are we assuming he's also making a lot off the books? Also, possible gambling debt?

I like to pretend he's playing the same guy from The Usual Suspects.

Do we have to assume he took the Adderall prior to going out or could it just be in his system from school?

Terrific Steve Zahn in that movie. I also like Tom Hanks as kind of a dick.

Whoa, this is too much for me, truth teller.

On the radio, Goo Goo Dolls’ “Name” bled into Tonic’s “If You Could Only See” into Dishwalla’s “Counting Blue Cars” into The Verve Pipe’s “The Freshmen” into Matchbox Twenty’s “Push” in a watery bouillabaisse of quiet-loud-quiet song structures and sad-bro earnestness.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Eli Manning with all my heart. He’s everything that’s great in this world and a two-time Super Bowl MVP and I just love his aww-shucksness! ELI MANNING, I’M THERE FOR YOU!!

Edge Of Tomorrow and Jumper director Doug Liman

I get a little emotional when someone wins on The Price is Right and you can tell they’re genuinely happy.

Like a contestant on Survivor in the last episode.

If Trump were to win, do you think any former presidents would no-show the inauguration?

"Hands of Time" by Margo Price is the damn saddest song I've heard in a while.