The good news is that everything in that original blog post stands up as true to this day.

Hey SoulCycle, is that a hipster mister on your bicycle?

Since we know how much Stone makes a year, how does he afford those subway ads? Are we assuming he's also making a lot off the books? Also, possible gambling debt?

I like to pretend he's playing the same guy from The Usual Suspects.

Do we have to assume he took the Adderall prior to going out or could it just be in his system from school?

Terrific Steve Zahn in that movie. I also like Tom Hanks as kind of a dick.

Whoa, this is too much for me, truth teller.

On the radio, Goo Goo Dolls’ “Name” bled into Tonic’s “If You Could Only See” into Dishwalla’s “Counting Blue Cars” into The Verve Pipe’s “The Freshmen” into Matchbox Twenty’s “Push” in a watery bouillabaisse of quiet-loud-quiet song structures and sad-bro earnestness.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Eli Manning with all my heart. He’s everything that’s great in this world and a two-time Super Bowl MVP and I just love his aww-shucksness! ELI MANNING, I’M THERE FOR YOU!!

Edge Of Tomorrow and Jumper director Doug Liman

I get a little emotional when someone wins on The Price is Right and you can tell they’re genuinely happy.

Like a contestant on Survivor in the last episode.

If Trump were to win, do you think any former presidents would no-show the inauguration?

"Hands of Time" by Margo Price is the damn saddest song I've heard in a while.

Are they holding stuff to be autographed? Ugh, adult autograph seekers are the worst.

There is nothing worse than going to a high school football game.

Sharon Jones is a goddamn national treasure.

There should be a salary cap for college head coaches and athletic directors of $250,000 and $350,000 respectively.

You know, now that I think about it, the subway ad thing doesn't ad up. I doubt those subway ads aren't for one guy hustling around town. Those are usually a cheapo firm, churning through clients.

Not so much sleazy as low-rent. The actual murder trial is way above his pay grade.