The salsa at my house was most assuredly authentic.

I assume he’s alluding to the fact that Messi has 299 Barca goals and maybe didn’t want 300 to be a penalty.

^{How about we just say that Taylor Swift is 100% right and what she did was an important message to her young fans that no one is allowed to claim you owe them sex and full stop? This equivocating both-of-them-are-annoying thing is such bullshit.}

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I'm surprised at how the tone works so well. It captured both the overall nuttiness of the day and the state OJ himself was in. I also think the show is doing a good job of framing the social context.

I think they’re touring with tUnE-yArDs.

Who’d win in a fight, Becker or Poliakoff?

Sarver’s analysis of millennial culture would make perfect sense if somehow every team in the NBA were 12-25.

Rob Harvilla, I need a best of 2015 Vines post. I’m still in tears here.

This is what I assume Christmas music sounds like in Idiocracy.

To be fair, no one considers Hedo Turkoglu a sports hero.

I always season my peas with this before I put them in my guacamole.

The criticism that Rocky doesn’t directly duplicate the events from Ali’s life is really strange. How is that a basis for disapproval?

ISIS and Al Qaeda are attacking us?

Lionel Richie “Hello” > Adele “Hello”

What about Anomalisa? The reviews are off the charts.

Where do I recognize that music? Is it from a podcast?

“Not Ready to Make Nice” is the most punk rock song of the 2000s.

Ok, more:

Ted Cruz is “Exhuming McCarthy” and Jeb Bush should be “Don’t Go Back to Rockville”.