It’s odd to me that whenever we get a Simmons story on Deadspin, we get the same tired jokes about J-Bug, Teen Wolf and Beverly Hills 90210 in the comments. Not only do I feel like his writing had gotten away from that in recent years, but are these commenters not guilty of exactly what they are accusing Simmons of…

Not wanting to read the book because of how it changes the character of Finch from the first book is a terrible reason not to. You don’t own these characters. Harper Lee does and she can do whatever she wants with them. (Not wanting to read it because you’re worried about the author’s intentions of having it published…

Reddit had over 3,000,000 logins last month. You’ll forgive me if I’m not impressed by 100,000.

Harley Quinn’s one of the most popular new Batman characters to appear in the last few years.

Was anyone else waiting for Anakin Skywalker to approach the pod race finish line in that fighting pit scene?

Welp, I'm off Team Stannis.

Sam, I love ya, but there's no reason to be so condescending to Olly.

The comparison that came to mind for me was the army of the deadites in Army of Darkness… but, you know, not as funny.

Serena Altschul was their next choice.

This is the World Cup of fraud and FIFA facing justice is our gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaal!

Don changed by not changing at all. He is much like the singer in Pearl Jam's "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town".

Switch Peggy and Stan and then shuffle that top 4 however you want.

Flashfoward to 1985 with Peggy Olson in huge shoulderpads, leading the very successful and independent Peggy Olson Inc. Advertising Agency.

I don't see him as bumbling at all. He obviously has a sharp mind and I think that will come out more as Jon Snow grows in stature.

Why Sansa doesn't deserve the throne: She isn't Stannis Baratheon.

I can't wait until Pete gets to Wichita and meets the new mechanic at Lear.

Waaaaay too much foreshadowing of bad things for Princess Shireen of the House Baratheon for me. I'm hoping for the swerve.

I really haven't inferred a single thing about her weight. It's more about how she was a depressing nothing of a person and apparently all sorts of men are making pilgrimages to Racine to check up on her.

Perhaps I should have gone with schlumpy.

That's funny, because after the way Hobart talked to Joan, that's exactly what I did imagine.