Waaaaay too much foreshadowing of bad things for Princess Shireen of the House Baratheon for me. I'm hoping for the swerve.

I really haven't inferred a single thing about her weight. It's more about how she was a depressing nothing of a person and apparently all sorts of men are making pilgrimages to Racine to check up on her.

Perhaps I should have gone with schlumpy.

That's funny, because after the way Hobart talked to Joan, that's exactly what I did imagine.

Hired goons.

I'm not so sure it was a hitman as much as hired goons.

Diana's husband: “You think you’re the first one who came looking for her?” and "She's like a tornado."

What kind of mileage is Don getting on that trip? He's gotta be stopping to fill up every 45 minutes.

Only way it could have been better would be if David Ortiz stood on the field and started a slow clap.

Tidal's launch was strange. It seems to me that a new app like that would have to capture the youth market, but when they launched, the heavily promoted it with older artists more likely to be favored by their parents (Jay Z, Madonna, Beyonce, Jack White, Kanye, etc…)

Honestly, why couldn't Brianne just be like, "Ok, you're safe. Cool. Good to know. I'll move on"?

Good episode, but I would like to have seen more from Diana the waitress.

Dove really is terrible. It's the soap equivalent of Big Time in Hollywood, FL, which is the absolute worst comedy show ever and no one should ever watch it because it's crap and just terrible.

So, um.... toilets.... what’s the difference between a “surface clean” and a “deep clean”?

Empty it so you’ve got no dishes or whatnot in there. Start it running. Let the water fill up. After the water fills up and you hear it starting that SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH part of the cycle, open it up and pour in a cup of white vinegar. Close and resume.

I bet you got a bunch of Facebook likes over this one.

My whole goal is not making friends with the other parents.

"I'm definitely going to hear about this from Brandi."

What is wrong with what Rosen said? You other brother's can't deny.

I'm pretty sure the bottom half of the poster is just a bunch of made-up band names.