Ok, so which one is you? Fess up.

Liked it, but I was disappointed they felt the need to flashback to the bronzer-using trainer after Malvo discovers the stain… especially since IT WAS JUST THE PREVIOUS SCENE!!!

Area man passionate opponent of what he imagines Fitbit to be.

Pfft. She would probably let Joffrey go.

I already knew I was going to be happy when Joffrey died, but I just realized he died thinking Tyrion killed him and that makes me even happier.

Other than that, Lady Margaery, how was the wedding?

I hope the next episode is just an hour of Ned Stark kicking the shit out of Joffrey in the afterlife.

I know it'll be financially successful and that it was made by people who aren't concerned about quality, but I still like to picture some studio exec saying, "God might be dead, but you career is. You'll never work in this town again, bub. Beat it!

10:41, so not exactly.

As a New Jerseyian, let me just say that I wish I could afford a Tesla.

What's Kate Bosworth like in real life?

Holy cow, you get the Internet up there?!

original trilogy

Also, someone needs to make some parody videos of Marty watching the video! but they replace the tape with other footage… Like a scene from Dads or something.

This C rating is for Carcosa.

A palpable sense of dread hung over this episode, like the Louisana humidity.

Why was there never a Passenger 57 2? Passenger 58?

Are we not supposed to notice that this is Snakes on a Plane without the snakes?

I'm like 35% sure of this.

Ok… ok… back to my theory that Marty is the killer and no one is reading this any more.