Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

At least she's consistent, unlike the conservative multitudes who are anti-choice and pro-death penalty. I can maybe, kind of, sort of, respect that position.

Because no one has ever broken into someone's home without waking them up. That's why Ted Bundy never——OH WAIT.

YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

Was it this guy?

Don't be rash.

As a Christian (although that in no way makes me an expert on anything), I want to state that I feel it is actually very important that the headline and article mentions the school being a Christian school. No, it isn't an unfair attempt to single out Christians as all being hypocritical but it is pointing out this…

If you look good enough to take a selfie after sex, you're doing it wrong. The better the sex, the more I look a hot mess after, and there's no way I'd want to look for my phone instead of bask in private after glow. This trend is lame, with or without the grumpy "kids these days" factor. Bleh.

This just seems exploitive, trying to get people who don't like child abuse to click on the page.

First of all, it's HIPAA. Secondly, this isn't a violation of HIPAA.

I disagree completely. There is nothing identifiable about the child in this picture and I wouldn't put it here if there was, trust me. But showing this photo adds a very powerful visual element to this story that hammers home the severity of the situation that words just would not be able to do. I say that as someone…

As much as it is horrifying to see a picture of the child (whose identity is not revealed); it brings home that this is what child abuse looks like. It makes it real, and shows the child so suffering. In a culture in which we generally only see mugshots of the abusers, it might be helpful to demonstrate the real…

But you need a license to catch a fish. —my friend Bill

KHOU caught up with the boy's stepmother, picking up her kids (she has five in total and is currently pregnant) from school. She told their news crew the story was not true.

I know you people pretty well by this point.

"Now, Madeleine," you might be saying to yourself. "This video is old and I've already seen in a thousand times. Why are you showing it to us now?"

the fuck are you even talking about?

No, that's not what anyone is saying at all:

IT'S A JUMBO SIZED SEWER RAT.