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Because Jalopnik is smart enough to realize there is an audience much, MUCH larger than just you, Pumpkin...

COTD was given out too early this day.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an

Years ago on the rec.models.rockets usenet group, one of the most prolific, uninformed, pain-in-the-ass group members accidentally posted a message intended for the cross-dressing usenet group he frequented. The ensuing shitstorm was biblical in scale.

This cannot be starred enough. Tavarish will continue to soak up the page views despite all of the “I told you so” comments anyway. Hopefully this at least serves as a warning to broke high schoolers that think they can get “pretty much an M5" for $3k...

Fixed. Everyone told you NOT to buy an M62 car for this exact reason. NOW can you finally stop telling people who can’t afford an M5 to buy a car with the disaster of an engine that is a high-mile M62?

Hmmm since the parents actively sought out the media and the article is based entirely off of their word...... I’m gonna go ahead and guess that there is a lot that they aren’t saying that might go a long way towards explaining the other passengers’ reactions.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

I much prefer that little muppet-troll go fuck himself in the ass with a cactus. Made of wolves. And lava.

Don’t worry - there are many other things for him to crash into.

Edited to add image.

Only if you pull my tach from my cold dead hands.

Obligatory:

I was wondering when this was going to show up in a Tavarish special.

Same reason EVERY out of warranty luxury car is “cheap.” Because if something goes wrong, it’ll cost you a testicle. Bentley Continentals are expensive to maintain, even by out of waranty exotic car standards.

Why the Hell are All These Volkswagon Phaetons so Overpriced?!

German engineering and English build quality *shudders*