“for a couple decades many U.S.-made cars were not competitive with many foreign imports”

They still aren’t.

“Did you just...spit on me? I don’t believe it.”

Classic, the Jimmy Carter stuff is gold.

“GOT ME”

You clearly haven’t seen “Warrior of the Lost World.”

How they heck is this Pending Approval all of a sudden? I’ve been out of the grays for some time. Calling Jalopnik on left bias is a problem???

Attention Jalopnik. Your politics are minimally exceptional. Please spit out Joe’s epididymis.

I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man.

Wrong glass, SIR

Yeah I thought about CAFE but this is such a low-production car I wouldn’t expect it to skew that very much....

I didn’t know there was a technical limitation regarding packaging, so thanks for that. Now “because fuel economy” isn’t really something I’d consider as a good enough reason given the car’s continued lack of power/torque and how much better it would be with it....

Ah, as mentioned in the next paragraph. Yup. And since they haven’t done it yet and seem resolute against doing so, breathing normally....

“But 205 HP out of 2.0-liters is actually pretty impressive, guys.”

Not once you consider the peakiness/lack of torque. Maybe not as drastic as S2000 but same vein.... Inexcusable when they have the WRX engine at their disposal.... 

This is bull.

“The only real mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief.”

While I’m surprised a) she’s still around and b) anyone cares, at least there’s this

Aaaaand....why has this from 2009 chosen to resurface now?

LET’S DO THE TIME WARP YEAH

1.5 psi

Shut up