It really looks to me like the dog is just sitting there and someone in the vehicle pushes it out.

Pretty sure this is what no-fly lists are for.

This actually is great.

The radio still works, clear as a bell

I’ve been a coder in SF. I now am a coder in Denver. If he owns a house in SF coding I wonder if it was a) inherited or b) what the spouse does.

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die.” - Mel Brooks

“’Allemon felt his vehicle was disrespected when the victim tapped on the window,’ the release says.”

Allemon needs his head checked out.

As I understand things, Ford is doing well these days. Many Jalops even like the Focus.

This does not change the fact that I personally fail to understand the appeal of Lincoln these days AT ALL. Maybe these ads are meant to resonate with those people that do.

Over approximately 12 years of ownership, my ‘88 944 (purchased for $7500 in 2000) ended up costing approximately $200/month (including purchase cost). This is with shops doing the work, so yes you can save. But the main thing is Porsches tend to require upkeep and that’s just how it is.

I don’t have time to watch the…

Pretty sure the phone dials make this a 924S, which is basically a narrow-body 82-85 944.

Silly - there’s a reason for that.

And, presumably, “Rough”?

Well, while I agree that our generally least favorite human desiccant packet is being a little whiny pissant here, I will go against the grain to say that anyone who achieves champion status but does not carry on to defend their championship (ideally successfully, or at least achieving more down the road) can’t really…

Given some of the super great responses thus far (“I’ll say Porsh if I damn well want” [spits tobacco juice]), we probably shouldn’t go into how to properly pronounce “Peart.”

It’s someone’s name. It’s not a matter of what you prefer or what you think it makes you sound like (which as others have noted, you’re wrong about anyway).

Reminder - the KRON is the best for all time because Bubb Rubb.

Starred for the “for days” part.

It’s not a crossover. It’s a full-on god damn SUV.

Yes, I’m still annoyed at Subaru for the direction this is going vs the last generation (I had an ‘07 Legacy wagon, great car).

Nice writeup. Suggestion for Jalopnik - yes I know most of your posts are just filler, generate traffic to the site etc - heck, got me here during Sunday morning coffee. But it might be good to actually drive the car rather than running a piece based on one of the most meaningless performance measures in all of…

At some point in this chain of events, didn’t some little blinking light go off going BAD IDEA?

1) Looking at anything other than what was authorized by the customer on the phone in the first place
2) Finding nude photo
3) Accessing customer’s email app/account
4) Using said email to send nude photo to swinger site on…