Wow, VW Corporate is really shitting their bed, now.

Cf Kubrick/Slim Pickens.

HA! Awesome. I concur, Flash Gordon is probably the only movie I watched as a kid that I still consider great today FOR THE SAME REASONS MORE OR LESS. Apocalypse Now would be the other one that comes to mind, but of course at the time I just thought the battle stuff was great. Flash Gordon, though, was and is a simple…

Well, he’d just snorted some nip with his pal Toonces.

I mean, the car imprinted on the headrests. Perfect example. Baaarf.

Well there was a 911 (GT2 probably) vs Corvette (whatever was similarly hot) track test in Excellence a few years back; the editor remarked he was (being a Porsche guy/not normally driving other high-performance cars) surprised at how good the Corvette turned out to be on track (IIRC it was faster which isn’t a huge…

I’ve ridden for 9 years. I have not crashed yet. Knock on my hard head.

Note: If you consider getting hit by a car, then yes, that has happened. But I have not technically been the one doing the crashing, and I do not consider getting hit to be any different from if I was driving a car (since it wasn’t a situation…

Yes, this. As much as I have a dim view on the level of benevolence in modern society (i.e, overall lack thereof), there’s got to be more to this if there was clapping etc. Had to be a confrontation, drawn out, audible etc. As others have also observed, if allergies are that big a problem parents generally know about…

They said “heartless asshole.”

Oh and CP - $2k tops. Anything this old, from Sube, is going to have more wrong with it than stated. It’s like you people have never seen a Craigslist ad and then gone to see the car in person....

Joke fail - premise dept. Cocktail napkins generally have a logo on them, or at least did in our pre-austerity days.

GET THIS ASTON MARTIN FOR THE PRICE OF TWO NEW COROLLAS

Right.

“Listen, don’t mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.”

This is why I find my manual Forester to be a perfect snow car. With the manual (I had an automatic Legacy and I assume its technically superior electronically-controlled center diff was the difference here) I can actually kick the tail around on the gas when I want to. And there are DEFINITELY times where understeer…

Note, this is how you can tell the Jalops are finding the story

“Both bobsleigh and luge rides are available for the general public”

I hope this doesn’t screw THAT up. I’m so there.

Was scrolling thru the comments looking for this before I replied same.

Well, the “brown diesel” part (you left off “wagon” btw) is all the Jalops that wander in from cross-posts there.

I can’t go thru all 329 current replies (sorry) and in fact hopefully someone already addressed this - but every time there’s a bike situation on here the comments make me fucking puke.

Oh he passed on the DY oh he went too fast on public roads oh he is the devil oh he thinks it’s a track and endangered everybody oh.

Ple…

Aside: does anyone read the comments before commenting? If you’re not the first person to point out (particularly without even attempting a different joke, even a bad one) the fact the punchee is wearing a helmet, the operative phrase is “please open a fresh can of STFU.”