timsee
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Oh and CP - $2k tops. Anything this old, from Sube, is going to have more wrong with it than stated. It’s like you people have never seen a Craigslist ad and then gone to see the car in person....

Joke fail - premise dept. Cocktail napkins generally have a logo on them, or at least did in our pre-austerity days.

GET THIS ASTON MARTIN FOR THE PRICE OF TWO NEW COROLLAS

Right.

“Listen, don’t mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.”

This is why I find my manual Forester to be a perfect snow car. With the manual (I had an automatic Legacy and I assume its technically superior electronically-controlled center diff was the difference here) I can actually kick the tail around on the gas when I want to. And there are DEFINITELY times where understeer

Note, this is how you can tell the Jalops are finding the story

“Both bobsleigh and luge rides are available for the general public”

I hope this doesn’t screw THAT up. I’m so there.

Was scrolling thru the comments looking for this before I replied same.

Well, the “brown diesel” part (you left off “wagon” btw) is all the Jalops that wander in from cross-posts there.

I can’t go thru all 329 current replies (sorry) and in fact hopefully someone already addressed this - but every time there’s a bike situation on here the comments make me fucking puke.

Oh he passed on the DY oh he went too fast on public roads oh he is the devil oh he thinks it’s a track and endangered everybody oh.

Ple

Aside: does anyone read the comments before commenting? If you’re not the first person to point out (particularly without even attempting a different joke, even a bad one) the fact the punchee is wearing a helmet, the operative phrase is “please open a fresh can of STFU.”

Don’t you have work to do?

She has ONE LOOK! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!!

Ironically I have a 2nd-gen FZ6 and the analog tach was specifically what allowed me to consider the bike despite the digital speedo. And now that I’m used to it I can handle a digital speedo but I would NEVER want to lose actual physical dial tach.

Wrong, yes it’s satire but yes it’s also bad. The Rifftrax of ST is hilarious.

Bear in mind Verhoeven is the first director to show up for his Razzies. It’s totally OK if MST/RT/etc join the fun....

The Cowboy Mike’s Ricochet BBQ Sauce bit is also classic. “Hell, yes, it’s bold!”

WOW. The pre/post production thing just proves you can’t polish a turd. Seinfeld is the most overrated in the entire history of comedy.

One cup of coffee and having to get ready to leave for work means for now I’m just going to go with my head kind of exploded looking at the animations in that link. THANKS for posting this; I’ll be revisiting it this evening when I can actually grok it.

As for Stef, you might want to put an addendum on the article

I didn’t even read the article. I’ve owned a Porsche and Tavarish is so consistently retarded it makes me sick. The only thing keeping stupid kids who eat this stuff up out of trouble by “affording” things like this as their first car is their god damn parents.

That’s like, your opinion, man. PS TL;DR you pompous twit