Holy shit,

Exactly what I thought,

Comments section: Um actually if you are going to do 3 flaming long island iced teas they should come from Benigans...

I know!

Not a real estate lawyer or rich person,

If you ever wonder why America is the butt of the worlds jokes and we cannot get rid of COVID, remember that we are made of citizens like this who genuinely believe they should be able to get that kind of money.

Tony Hawk is quickly moving up to ‘The best of us status’.  He was already high on my board of good people, this is just another reason :)

I’ll admit it,

Pretty sure the venn diagram of lil boys that are clutching their pearls because they have a problem with WAP and those who don’t perform oral/ass play is just a circle.

This, this, this,

Nope what’s that?

This,

No Dice,

This,

Any couple that ‘lives their love’ through IG, Facebook, Snapchat, TikTok... are annoying AF.

“There he is Roger! The guy who hates football! Get him!”

Who hasn’t yelled ‘pizza’s here’ over your shoulder because you don’t need that judgement from the delivery person that the large is just for you?!

Can’t wait to see what they do with it. The short story is an interesting quick read.

The first thing I thought: ‘Oh good, douchebag beacons.’

Yep, Jeep owner here and looking to trade out this or next year.