I see what you did there...

Also lots of people live in India.

How is posting multiple selfies where you vaguely look like 2 or 3 different famous people serving a public good?

This,

And add the occasional: ‘Soouuurrry, what was that last part?’

And add the occasional: ‘Soouuurrry, what was that last part?’

The Kardashians have terrible taste in men.

Don’t worry Beliebers.

Year 2000 Volvo with 81,000,

What’s everybody all up about it, it’s a decent cosplay, I like the plastic and HOLY SHIT THEY SHOULD WIN EVERYTHING!!!!

God I wanna dump milk on those puns and eat em for breakfast!  +1

Same here,

I laughed,

I always preferred ‘Sentient mustard colored Urban Outfitters Cardigan Zooey Deschanel...’

Shhhh,

They know what they’ve got.

Which is a good thing,

Your Roomba must be single or divorced. I mean all my Roomba does is IG/snap their spouse all day and apparently they are into some real freaky shit...

Just wait my friend,

This is going to a weird place... But I really want to keep listening so go on.