Only if you want to develop a non-functioning cerebral cortex.

I will have the hamburger

“We need to do a full investigation into voter fraud before any final decisions are made. It is prudent to investigate every possible avenue, and in the meantime it is only fair that the incumbent remains in his position until such a time that the true winner is determined.”

Dear Cancer,

In, not necessarily at.

“My rights don’t stop where your feelings begin.”

Hits close to home, doesn’t it?

I don’t mind dying, but whoever shoots me better shoot well or I’m shooting back.

“False.”

Ugh. I already want Kermit Davis to get Kermit Washington’ed.

About 1/3 who want to kill 1/3 for the 1%

You make it sound like The Resistance is a formal organization. It’s not. It’s simply an understanding that Trump has sold our democracy to Russia through blatant collusion and illegal maneuvers. If you’re ok with that, fine. Most aren’t. And reporters for the paper of record certainly shouldn’t be.

“Not needed” was also not needed since you already said “superfluous.”

The thing is, they don’t even want a literal reading of the Constitution, they want a favorable-to-them interpretation of it made by a judge (because it is only ‘Judicial Activism’ when the judge disagrees with you) saying that the “well regulated militia” part of 2A can be ignored and instead a total freedom of all…

The problem, friend, is that manhattans are not supposed to be made with Bourbon. Rye whiskey is where it’s at. Canadian if the bar doesn’t have any ryes (which isn’t common anymore, but it still happens some places). Heck, I’d pick Scotch (which makes it a Rob Roy) before choosing bourbon.

The only way to stop a bad drunk with a car is a good drunk with a car.

Right. And how would this even look? Instead of a single shooter killing people we’re going to have multiple people shooting in multiple directions. How are the police supposed to know who the bad guy with a gun is?

I believe this was satire to show that the people smearing students for wanting gun control are pieces of shit.

Self obsessed pile of festering dick spit.

THE BEST