In a touching tribute to the former coach, North Carolina players will be awarded an 83 on any tests they take between now and the end of the season.

it's like the Pats knew what Seattle was going to call.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

BEST: Too Young to Fall in Love

I feel the same way about seeing my wife on there.

"You're unlikely to find a more impressive incomplete pass"

Fuck off, chubby

Swift's life has been spiralling downwards for awhile now. It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

Screw you, Burneko. I love bed and breakfasts. I'd even open up my own if I wasn't short 83 loud cuckoo clocks and an Amelia Earhart commemorative plate set.

Does this mean that two months from now, the Big XII can declare Baylor Cotton Bowl co-champs?

This evokes some strong feelings in me - such as "Colin Cowherd really really should suck a mile of goat dicks."

Because cops are generally shitbags?

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Same BS, just placed in a prettier package. It's fantastic.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Usually you find McDonald's in the cop's pocket.