And if you rearrange the letters in "Go Fuck Yourself," then it loses its impact.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

White pepper tastes like Band-Aids.

Does Hank Aaron have a paragraph on his plaque detailing his use of amphetamines? Does Gaylord Perry's have a paragraph describing the way he doctored the baseball? How about Ty Cobb's? Does it talk about how racist he was? Or Mickey Mantle's alcoholism? This is so fucking stupid. Not attacking you personally, just…

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

Nice gifs highlighting what Ray Leonard did most of the night: do something a little showy, then swing and miss.

Shouldn't he be subject to 50 games for first PED offense? Why anything but that?

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As a Blackhawks fan it's getting a bit funny to see the kneejerk reaction to the articles here. Rask was amazing for most of the game, Sharp had at least 2, maybe 3 goals that were robbed.