Can we crowdsource 20M? 50M? and hire Frank Luntz to do messaging for the Democrats? I’m dead serious.

If so, I apologize. Poe’s Law and MURICA makes it very hard to discern at times and reading nutjobs on Twitter before this wasn’t helping.

The substance of the idea is fucking lunacy on every fucking level.

Today, drunk driving deaths are down drastically. And, you know why they are down drastically? It’s so simple - the only way to prevent deaths from drunk drivers is of course, demanding more drunk drivers. 

There’s somewhere in the neighborhood of 140,000 schools in the US.

When you are an authoritarian corporate despot trying to destroy democracy, this is what you do. You turn every issue whatsoever into a cheerleading routine for the military, or police, or anyone of authority. You turn any dissent of any kind as a personal slap in the face of these brave military/cops/first responder…

Superfluous words here, let’s get this tighter, shall we? And, frankly, given everything this “leader” of my party has done, this can be an evergreen lede.

Relevant thread from my new favorite athlete.

Yeah. About that.

Anxiously awaiting the thinkpieces from our nations “leading” journalistic opinion writers:

Well, America is not a civilized country. We are a country that has been consistently fucking horrible. We simply have a great PR department.

“If a law doesn’t prevent 100% of something, then you shouldn’t do anything”

“SLIPPERY SLOPE MAN. FIRST IT’S BUMP STOCKS THEN IT’S OBAMA COMING FOR EVERY GUN MAN! ZERO TOLERANCE!”

So, which massacre in China that your NRA overlords told you to reference are you talking about where 1 person was able to kill many people in a short time?

Good point. And, that’s why I vote, and I’ll continue to vote against politicians that are nothing but whores of the NRA.

My rant aside, I do think there are large numbers of gun owners that do want to see something done, so great to read your perspective.

Someone’s never heard of the Overton Window.

“Whatever you need”

Every time gun nuts start up with this horseshit “now is not the time” argument, I would really like someone to respond, Oh I’m not talking about debating guns in regard to what happened today, I am talking about debating it in relation to [insert one of the many previous mass shootings] as surely enough time has…

Has anyone gotten the whole Clip vs Magazine semantic wrong and been piled on by ammosexual gunnuts? Nothing warms the cockles of my heart immediately following the weekly horror of kids being gunned down in a mass shooting than being lectured by trash that you used a term incorrectly, and therefore your argument is…