Fuck, man. What the fuck.

I mean, I'm just putting together the pieces. We know they have something to do with why Luke and Jessica have their powers, we know they're connected to Black Sky and Nuke's doctor, the two biggest remaining questions from DD and JJ's first seasons. And now Punisher has something to do with them too. It makes sense.

Well, strap in, because the shady super-soldier guys are definitely the final boss these Netflix shows are building up to for "Defenders".

If it doesn't matter how indirectly Matt causes someone's death or what the circumstances are, then most of the people Kingpin killed last season are on his hands too.

Well played.

Or having an angelic singing voice, for that matter.

Princess Bubblegum is, to my mind, the most interesting character on the show; but nearly as interesting is the way other characters see her. She's not really the cold-hearted, ruthlessly pragmatic warlord she can come across as, but that perception can lead to big problems on its own. It nearly lead to war with the…

Count Olaf can be annoying, but it's annoying more in a Joker sort of way than a Riddler sort of way.
Incidentally, why has NPH never played The Riddler? That would be fantastic.

Yeah, for context, so far ASOUE has cast Neil Patrick Harris as one of the most vile, despicable, irredeemably cruel and psychotic villains in children's literature, and Patrick Warburton as a meek, tragic, lost, broken author with an amazing vocabulary and a lot of guilt. I really don't know what they're going for.

I actually felt stupid after reading your reply and thinking "Oh right, this newswire is about two things. They have no way of knowing what I'm even talking about." So, we've both got egg on our faces.

Oh, I was talking about A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Should have clarified that.

Okay, this is the first casting decision for this thing I'm not puzzled by. He'll be perfect.

As Jon Stewart put it: "Mitt Romney looks like if you pulled something out of a box labeled 'President', it would look like Mitt Romney."

They call him Kipper
Kipper the Dog
The dog with the slipper
That's Kipper
Kipper the Dog
Oh, by the way, that's a toad, not a frog
Now he can do this
Do you think that you could?
And he can do that
Which is more than any old cat could
Would you like a dog, like a dog, like a dog, like dog
Like Kipper
That's kipper the dog
Now…

Where do ya think they come from?

Iron Man…is not in that movie. I'm confused.

Yeah, that changes. It goes all Harry Potter: the second half of the series is way denser, longer, and more plot-driven. Also, as I mentioned earlier, just because you CAN fit multiple books into one hour-long segment, doesn't mean you SHOULD. Doing that to the early books especially would make them seem even more…

Ah, fuck it:
Great Job, Internet
That was surprising useful in a pointless kind of way.

Here's the thing, speaking as a Christian: most movies are effectively Christian movies anyway. Most Hollywood movies are about a conflict between good and evil, and society's definitions of those concepts are nearly identical to Christianity's. Fury Road did an excellent job promoting Christian values, without even…

Lemony has it. He retrieved it from Dewey's library and drove off with it in a cab. whatever remains of VFD has it now.