Probably "The Tourist". Although I do really love "Let Down" as well.

Every individual second of that movie aged terribly in a matter of one more second. It was like one of those scenes where the protagonist in running along a surface which is crumbling right behind him.

You know, if Babe 2: Pig In The City was a kids' movie as insane as the first three Mad Max movies, I really, really want to see post-Fury Road Miller direct a kids' movie.

Excellent. I honestly wasn't sure if they would do that, or if they would just have her be a supporting character in Luke Cage until Defenders happens.

Upon consideration, I have decided to be exited about this. Here's why: he's not perfect for the role. But that means he'll have to put actual effort into it. Someone who regularly plays vile, sincerely terrifying characters could easily have ended up sleepwalking through it. Carrey's problem wasn't that he couldn't…

It's only been a few months since I read, and you're not misremembering anything. I'm still holding out hope that NPH will do justice to the character from the books, but I assure that that character is unimaginably more frightening and loathsome than the one Jim Carrey portrayed.

Actually, yes. I mean, he's a stage actor with a disguise fetish, so he may well have dressed as Hercules at some point. And he does really, really like naming things after himself.
The others are all popularly despised characters from various films and shows. The point the fellow who came up with this description was…

Fuck. Yes.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but I always read Olaf's increasing number of jokes as a sign that he was unraveling. Towards the last third of the series (Vague spoilers), all of his allies start abandoning him and/or dying horrifically, and it becomes very clear that what he thought would be a quick, cold bit of…

I'm not sure; I read the whole series aloud to my little brother and sister last year, and Olaf in the first few books is still pretty damn intimidating. Even in his silliest moments, he's nowhere near the level of crazed buffoonery that Carrey had going every single minute of that movie. I think Olaf is actually a…

I dunno; it felt fitting. It gave just enough of a sense of that last scene being "Off". If she wasn't still speaking into that telephone, she would appear to be completely normal and sane. By having her fiddle with Simon's crown (Something pre-"Floaties" Betty would still have done), but also speak to him in that…

Nobody has ever been fair to Skyler White; I don't know why I should start.

There are crows (Crows), crows everywhere, but when I think of you dear, I don't care.

Heyyyy, I'm back. I spent all day in the back seat of a car reading the Lester Bangs compilation I got for Christmas and wishing that he had lived long enough for The Replacements to become his favorite thing. The new Adventure Time made me really want more Adventure Time. I'm a miniseries and an episode into…

Does anyone else here really, really love those books? I read them aloud to my younger brother and sister last year, and man alive do they hold up. They blow just about every other YA series out of the water, and taken as a whole, I think they're a legitimate masterpiece.

Everyone seems to think that James Franco will suck in that movie, just because he kind of sucks in general. I don't know if I would have picked anyone else if I had all of Hollywood to choose from.

Mind My Gap inspired me to write an article about Mind My Gap. Left Of The Dial inspired me to write a song that sounds kinda like Left Of The Dial.
Okay, here's a real one: as a confused, liberal Catholic kid, Steven Universe finally made me decide that my Church was incorrect in any interpretation of the Bible which…

1. Pearl.
2. I frequently wear a bowler hat.
3. Identity, prejudice, oppression, loss.
4. War is just the worst, but some wars have to be fought.
5. Complicated.
6. Obviously. Amethyst: Id. Pearl: Ego. Garnet: Superego.
7. She rocks.
8. Nay.

Jack Skellington.

Yeah, "Pedestrian At Best" is easily the weakest track on the album.