Ooooonlyyyy OOOOOONNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!

It made it to my top ten in the "Top Twenty Adventure Time Episodes" article I'm co-authoring, should that ever see the light of day.

I thought that was cleared up when Lemongrab tried to eat his brother in "Another Five Short Graybles", and they next time we saw them it was pretty obvious that that had actually occurred.

I'll bet he just wandered back. Candy people don't strike me as particularly self-sufficient.

Yeah, because that couldn't be taken as a joke about the fervent shipping of a large portion of the fanbase, could it?

No, the arc is still fine, because in between, we have "The Pajama War". In "The Cooler", PB realizes she may need to dial it back a bit, and starts by cutting off her surveillance of the rest of Ooo. Then, she tries not keeping tabs on her own citizens in the next episode, and that totally backfires. So, in "Graybles…

Which is why I still suspect there isn't one. Olivia Olson is the only person actually affiliated with the show who said anything to that effect, and she later posted a tweet to the effect of "Just fucking with y'all; I have no idea what their backstory is." The voice actors don't seem to be told that stuff. Hynden…

Astonishing episode. The character work on PB is so brilliant in hindsight. Every questionable decision and moment of poor impulse control seems less like a hint of malice and more like a Freudian slip of the desperation PB tried so hard to hide. Then, after "The Cooler", she tried to turn around and regain her…

I swear to Glob Sava, Varmints had better get an A. That was like, the definition of an A.

The AV Club.

That theory makes no sense. BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

You should write for a website, dude. Seems like you've developed a skill-set that could make that loneliness pay off. Submit some shit to Cracked, or something.

Maybe it's just because I have a very slight personal investment in its content, but this is one of the funniest comments I've seen in a very long while. You have a knack for phrasing and punctuating things in just the right way in order to convey a sense of comedic delivery and timing, despite print being a static…

I literally just wrote that I respectfully disagree with you. It's absolutely fine with me if your opinion is that the episode was weak and also had nothing to do with introverts; that's a perfectly valid opinion. How does that constitute being immature and close-minded?

Then I respectfully disagree. Are we cool now?

Okay, well, what did you think of the episode? Did you like it?

We still don't even know what you're disagreeing with, you dingus.

Okay, fine then. I apologize for my slight mis-wording that for some reason was the worst thing ever. Allow to ask you properly: what is your opinion of this episode, and how exactly do you disagree with me?

How is asking you how you felt about the episode a false dichotomy?

Seems to be eight. I wouldn't know, seeing as how I've only watched three and four, but that's the number i keep seeing thrown around.