Or, you know, an animated classic. I'm just saying, however valid your perspective is, it is not the single, definitive way the film is remembered. And neither is mine; it's always been divisive. Let's neither of us become zealots here.

Why does everyone harp on that so much? I get it, it's not in the book, and there are people who feel it betrays the more realistic aesthetic of the source material, but it doesn't take away from the movie in the slightest. The Secret of NIMH is quite definitely set in a more adult world of consequence and dilemmas…

And yet, still nowhere near as adult as Secret of NIMH.

By that logic, Raiders of the Lost Ark fails too. Indy is hired to find a thing, he finds it, then some bad guys get it, then it kills the bad guys, then Indy gets it. Nothing really compelling, it just happens to be told using jaw-dropping action scenes.

Okay, I concede. Still really seems like it belongs on any list of this nature. But you're right, it's outside the criteria. I was wrong.

So, H20 gets a mention, but not Fury Road. Right.

Really, the only large, developed country with little to no sense of obnoxious national pride is Australia. Which is why I love them.

Okay, my main theory at the moment is that this account is actually run by Stephen Fry.

Overruled by virtue of the Mad Max 4 clause. Fury Road used a slowed-down version of "Wild World" in one of their trailers, and as we all know, everything involved with Fury Road was awesome, so while I personally don't care for this trend either, I deffer to the judgement of a movie greater than me. I will abide a…

What you're describing is essentially "The Long Halloween", which is one of the better Batman stories ever written. Gotham and Nolan both take a lot of influence from it, but both of them fail to capture its feel: Nolan takes the story too seriously (While making great but flawed movies along the way), and Gotham…

Such as this comments section.

Sweet, another A+ glitch. This'll be gone soon, and us lucky few who saw it will be treated like mental patients babbling about unicorns by the rest of the A.V. Club. But we know the truth; we saw it with our own eyes.

I think Wiseau already did one. It was called "Marville".

Nah, it's not better than that: at the moment we're called Bosco. I was just informed that there is another band that name though, so I'll be lobbying with my rhythm section to change it to The Skywires, which was my original choice anyway.

After months of practicing (And years of dreaming), my band finally played its first show. We opened for Old World Monkeys at the 40 Watt, and it was amazing. It was a great night, one of the best moments of my life. I felt like a could fight a bear when I walked off that stage.
In addition, I started reading the new…

Maybe she doesn't eat junk food.

Easily the funniest moment in that entire show.

Well, you won't be disappointed in that at least: https://instagram.com/p/4-C…

Is this perhaps the only time in history that a hypothetical remake of an acclaimed classic film has not only not been shunned, but openly called for by admirers of the original work?

This is actually the only upcoming DC movie I think could possibly turn out alright (Emphasis on "Possibly"). I wake up in cold sweats at night over how dreadful Batman V Superman looks, and I'm sure Wonder Woman and Justice League will be just as bad. No matter what you think of this trailer, as well as all the…