My parents are going to be so excited to tell me all about this

“I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here.”

I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here. There is something magical about this school and I still can’t figure out what it is. Even going back to the national championship (football) in 2010, we were in it even though there were times it should have been impossible. Now, it’s starting to…

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

Cool, I’ve wanted to try The Surge out.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

He peaked that one time he got four touchdowns in a single game.

I’m bemused that Izzo, who makes how many millions of dollars, behaved like a 5-year-old when interacting with an actual 18-year-old. He should be embarrassed. Would a professor at this esteemed academic institution be forgiven for acting the same way?

You’re right, he doesn't work in an office. He works at a fucking school.

Pay them, then

When did Cam Newton get married?

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

Slap Contest Official: Guys, its not in the rules anywhere that you have to take your shirts off.

The dude rage quit... its as simple as that. No special treatment or consideration should be offered to those who give into this baser human feelings. Grow tf up. Everyone deals with issues of rage and anger... you’re not special.

Why would they accommodate someone who got up and walked away instead of calling an official over between matches to complain about the audience member? Smash always has the most extra shit.

He got up and walked away. He wasn’t entitled to a do-over. Simple as that.

I haven’t ever been so excited just to watch a basketball player jump. Not shoot or dunk or anything. Just jump.

Lol what the fuck is happening

A modern Splinter Cell would suuuuck OH MY GOD. Ornage numbers popping up everywhere. Open world. 48 different costumes you can unlock by “killing all enemies in a mission” because fuck stealth. Nah man, keep that shit dead until Ubisoft gets past this MMO-lite phase they’re in