I went to fart school. It stank.

My best friend works at the Dept. of Homeland Security and we talk by email almost every day. I just assume at this point in the game every damn thing I say, post, and possibly think is being recorded by somebody.

I though it was Ed Grimley Jr. I'm old.

I totally agree with you and I'm 45. That's all I hear anyone talking about anymore.

I'm in there with ya. Never bothered me one bit.

Far less crazy man puts arm inside computer, wonders where all the dust came from.

I'm glad you enjoy our little fake corn confection. I love it, too. Sadly, I find myself in the minority over here which is maybe why they are exporting more. Enjoy your fake corn and don't forget to stick some on your teeth and make vampire fangs out of them.

I will be like that, too, but only because I ate all my candy.

Hey, there's a Genre Magazine, which means there is a genre genre so there has to be a wiki wiki.

I totally agree with you. I can understand why some people prefer Xbox but to say that the PS3 controller sucks is a bit much. Then again, that's what gets people reading and discussing articles.

I've been waiting 20 years to make that joke. :)

I have always loathed the show and caught hell for it every time I said anything about it.

Oh my god that's the funniest comic I ever saw!!!(Thank god no one knows you're lying when you're all grayed out an unreadable anyway...)

I run around and touch everybody I see like I'm playing an epic game of Duck, Duck, Goose.

Pretty sure it's a story for a reason. It's just a stupid story.

I was always taught that you never button a single breasted jacket because they simply aren't designed to be worn that way. That's the reason for double breasted jackets.