That’s Lex? I swearta gahd I thought that was supposed to be Mr. Clean. 

290 pounds?

Don’t lump us all together. I’m happily married, don’t own any guns, and play a wide range of video games because it helps me unwind. 

My favourite Simon work is Murder by Death, probably because it so expertly but fondly skewers every cliché of the murder mystery genre (and an all-star cast makes the most of every line). It’s endlessly quotable, but my favourite line has to be Sam Diamond’s ‘This can only mean one thing; and I don’t know what that…

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

1-2 Switch should’ve been included with the Switch for free to begin with to show off the functionality of the new console/peripherals. Hopefully this means we’ll see more bundles soon.

1-2 Switch should’ve been included with the Switch for free to begin with to show off the functionality of the new…

I am a huge NextDoor hater, but damn if my bike didn’t get stolen from my garage last month and it was spotted less than 24 hours later and returned. I also have gotten rid of a lot of cumbersome baby gear through NextDoor, and then it’s fun seeing those people at  like, the grocery store and stuff. But that is it,…

You realise that asking somebody if they understand a simple principle is often considered to be passive agressive, right? You do understand what a rhetorical question is, right?

I guess the people who thought this would ruin his career (sunglasses) jumped the Gunn. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Am I crazy for thinking Chrom was already in Smash Bros? Color me confused, I just can’t keep track of all of the comparatively generic looking Fire Emblem characters; there are about a half dozen of them that all seem to play the same way, and of those, several of them look way too similar.

No mention of the Aggro Crag OR Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!  Get bent buddy.

Counterpoint to counterpoint 3 - if it is pronounced “N.E.S.” instead of “ness”, it is an initialism, not an acronym. That doesn’t change anything, but if we are going to quibble here, then we are going to quibble!

Elaborative point on counterpoint 3: Acronyms are always pronounceable like real words, like PIN, RADAR, or FUBAR. Anything that is not pronounceable and must be spelled out, like FBI or NSA, is actually an initialism.

Cold and late.  Delivered like a Papa John’s pizza.

I went to YouTube.

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

I heart group H. 

“Elizabeth spits back at him ‘You can take your foreign bullshit and shove it up your ass.’”

Tekken Tim seems pretty chill

Ahhh, I get it now. I totally thought you were acknowledging the copyright of all of those wrestlers’ names.