When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

I’m not into esports myself, but seeing Deadspin commenters getting triggered by the mere presence of esports articles has become one of my favorite things on the site.

I was at the first two and all I remember is disappointment.

Ooh ooh I went to the ‘06 one! Joan Jett was the bomb. And The Academy Is... were pretty chill dudes.

Saying which bands you saw at Warped Tour is a pretty good metric for figuring out how old someone is.

- He is literally right in front of Rick and can’t hit him with a mega powered rifle. And no one runs over zombies any more.

Lauren couldn’t have picked a worse gif for a true representation of the play though. Too lazy to post it, but the side angle shows the ball coming loose about a yard before the hitting the pylon. Possession was not regained before crossing the plane like the Jets TD earlier this year.

Mazzerato?

A pretty good shot from Fara.... way.

Stan Kroenke: hey guys it’s dean I’m over my data limit so hit me up on stans phone

Looks like they’re still aiming for $30?

Inb4 “I have fifty thousand hours played on a $30 game but it’s garbage. I’m super mad about it and fuck you.”

Best bit:

Today I learned that putting a bit of cherry juice in vodka will not help the appearance of being an alcoholic.

I’m so disappointed in this new commenting system. I used to love coming here and reading the hundreds of comments left by fellow Survivor fans. It truly added to my enjoyment of the show. It’s so sad that they allowed this great community to devolve into complete shit. 9 comments on a Survivor article? C’mon.

I feel that GTA V completely fulfilled the $60 I spent on it.

As a gamer and child of the 90s, I will never, ever understand the streaming thing as anything other than a rather sad indication of how lonely everyone has become.

I tried. I really did. I’ve watched one or two “lets plays” over the years... but mainly for practical reasons - games that didn’t have demos and I was…

I too will be forever baffled by the decision to ditch AKI in favor of Yukes. No Mercy is still the best WWE game by a mile, and I’d love to live in a world where that engine had a chance to just get better and better.

RETREAT MODE

Many years in the future, we will all remember where we were when we heard it.