He also runs down a list of everyone who is dead in the show but not the books.

And of course, it would be funnier as a five minute sketch.

No. This movie is fucking terrible. The fact that they come back to the picture of a penis on the wall abotu 5 times assuming that the audience will laugh every time is pretty much an encapsulation of how shitty this movie is.

I find it strange that the critic is trying to say that the prequels did NOT try to slavishly devote fan service toward looking like the original. Hell, Phantom Menace ends with a big threatening ship blowing up like the Death Star. And as Lucas kept saying, "it's like poetry because I repeat everything from the…

Wow. This is like Anne Rice coming out with a new book or new X-Files shows - way more exciting if you forget that they haven't done anything decent since their first couple things.

Not if you want to be friends with Rabin.

So you guys are sticking to Spoiler standards for an episode that aired over a decade ago? You guys are weird.

She gets better. That is one of the nice parts I like about the show is the fact that very few of the characters are who they appear to be at first and Ellen is shown to be a fiercely unhappy woman whose dreams were crushed long ago.

Chief really knew how to love. His lovers were so devoted to him that they would kill for him.

Oh this guy. This fucking guy. So many many reasons to put up his smirking face. None of them good.

I seem to remember AV Club giving Ryan Adams' shitty slow acoustic version of Taylor Swift's album a good review.

If you made the jokes, I would be shocked that you were making jokes. If Louis C.K. was making the jokes it would be hilarious because Louis C.K. would know how to make that funny and find the humanity in the horror.

Oh fucking hell with the punching up/punching down analogy. It's so fucking tedious and it reduces comedy to punching which is not the ONLY thing that comedy does. Yes, there is a lot of attacking when it comes to comedy but can we come up with a different metaphor when it comes to a comedian attempting to go edgy and…

Jon Rudnitsky is funny as a standup. His Dirty Dancing routine is one of the best shows of physical comedy I've seen in a long time. Really wish he got more to do on SNL.

So is she trying to make Generation X feel bad about masturbating to Leia?

No. It really didn't.

Damnit. I thought that it would be about The Onion creation and not rehashed Animal House/Entourage bullshit. The character based on Nathan Rabin would have been hilarious.

Not all of them were as great of actors as they seemed on the Wire. Stil, it's depressing to see Bodie on a Fedex commercial.

Can anyone really hook anyone else on crack? You have a product. You use a product. You don't blame the guy who sold you the product for your dumb decisions.

Well yeah, it's a strange holdover from Minstrel Shows where white people not only mocked black people but also pretended to be black people and upon black people they wrote all their insecurities about their own coolness and masculinity. So with that set, white people continually used black people as the yardstick…