Exactly!

That is pretty fucking great. Never has a movie so demanded an isolated score track.

I'd rather have a brutally honest documentary about the band and road crew of say, an Enslaved-level band, on an intense international tour. It might actually be interesting.

Spike Lee is a pompous dickhead who doesn't bother engaging with what he criticizes. It doesn't help that his last watchable film was "the Inside Job" and his last great film was "25th Hour." He should stop bitching from the sidelines and work on his craft—hell, maybe he could make a "response" film, and make it well.…

I suspect I just thought that because of how many gamers hated it, and would rant about it whenever it came up. The only beef I had with it is the somewhat weird story arc and the oft-broken interrogation mini-game. I loved the recreation of LA, though I kind of wish they populated it a bit more, gave it some real…

Actually, not to defend a widely hated game too much, but LA Noire was actually relatively subtle for its subject matter, and it's recreation of LA was pretty, mundanely realistic. This movie looks like GTA or Dick Tracy, not LA Noire. It's glossy where LA Noire was worn down.

I actually imagined Klaus Kinski working on your teeth

Remember the tooth…the tooth…

Hint: the rape scene wasn't supposed to be funny.

I agree with you Malcolm Tucker, but there aren't enough "cunts," "twats" and "fucks" in your post to warrant the name Malcolm Tucker. Let's try that again: It was the fucking equivalent of a bored, underpaid tour guide showing you through a fucking museum exhibit of Atlas fucking Shrugged. "Here's the fucking scene…

I agree with you Malcolm Tucker, but there aren't enough "cunts," "twats" and "fucks" in your post to warrant the name Malcolm Tucker. Let's try that again: It was the fucking equivalent of a bored, underpaid tour guide showing you through a fucking museum exhibit of Atlas fucking Shrugged. "Here's the fucking scene…

Congratulations. You just won inclusion on my Best or the Web's Anti-Intellectualism 2012 list.

Congratulations. You just won inclusion on my Best or the Web's Anti-Intellectualism 2012 list.

I've seen the first trailer, which I'm guessing this was more of the same based on the headline. Maybe it's less a comment on the film, and more a comment on the way films are marketed these days. But if the marketing for this is accurate then I'd say my observation is spot on. Sure, I'd see it before making a final…

I've seen the first trailer, which I'm guessing this was more of the same based on the headline. Maybe it's less a comment on the film, and more a comment on the way films are marketed these days. But if the marketing for this is accurate then I'd say my observation is spot on. Sure, I'd see it before making a final…

The homogenization of Star Trek, and blockbuster movies in general, continues.

The homogenization of Star Trek, and blockbuster movies in general, continues.

Aaron Staake and Tanner Ruan: those are some metal ass names.

Aaron Staake and Tanner Ruan: those are some metal ass names.

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