I like how your statement must be qualified by "not liking metal." Got to make sure no one confuses you with one of those damn metal fans. The other way of interpreting your statement ("Metal sucks, but the album transcends the genre") is also pretty questionable.

Craig: that makes sense.

Craig: that makes sense.

Wait, didn't Ollie advise him NOT to keep his hands behind his back? I'm pretty sure he was giving him good advice.

Wait, didn't Ollie advise him NOT to keep his hands behind his back? I'm pretty sure he was giving him good advice.

Well yeah, I was just saying that the "moral" lessons that these shows/movies impart are ignored.

Well yeah, I was just saying that the "moral" lessons that these shows/movies impart are ignored.

With his timidness, I can imagine him going out pretty quickly. But given that he's already half-effectively imitating Malcolm, he may last for a long time in a similar capacity. I get the sense that Ollie is actually more soulless and hollow than Malcolm was when he first started—I always felt that Malcolm has strong…

With his timidness, I can imagine him going out pretty quickly. But given that he's already half-effectively imitating Malcolm, he may last for a long time in a similar capacity. I get the sense that Ollie is actually more soulless and hollow than Malcolm was when he first started—I always felt that Malcolm has strong…

With regard to emulating Tucker, it's the classic Wall Street Gordon Gecko thing. Wannabe alpha douchebags love emulating characters they perceive as powerful and in control, and usually ignore the fall of those characters in both fiction and reality. Half the hedge fund guys who had a hand in the last economic…

With regard to emulating Tucker, it's the classic Wall Street Gordon Gecko thing. Wannabe alpha douchebags love emulating characters they perceive as powerful and in control, and usually ignore the fall of those characters in both fiction and reality. Half the hedge fund guys who had a hand in the last economic…

I think Malcolm's rant to Ollie and Glenn's departing blast of vitriol are now the defining moments of the series. This is the first time Malcolm has even hinted at having an inner world, and what he reveals is tragic with no hint of humor—and naturally, Ollie just doesn't get it. And Glenn's arc is a perfect…

I think Malcolm's rant to Ollie and Glenn's departing blast of vitriol are now the defining moments of the series. This is the first time Malcolm has even hinted at having an inner world, and what he reveals is tragic with no hint of humor—and naturally, Ollie just doesn't get it. And Glenn's arc is a perfect…

The fact that anyone ever thought that his blending into the wallpaper in that shot was an example of visual wit makes me want to vomit. That still was held up as an example of the movie's "eccentric" tone, which shows how far surrealist/absurdest standards had fallen. From people defecating at the dinner table in the…

The fact that anyone ever thought that his blending into the wallpaper in that shot was an example of visual wit makes me want to vomit. That still was held up as an example of the movie's "eccentric" tone, which shows how far surrealist/absurdest standards had fallen. From people defecating at the dinner table in the…

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was awesome. Stop being such a Bore Cock-cept.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was awesome. Stop being such a Bore Cock-cept.

I nominate this as the greatest Random Roles ever. I can't get enough of this guy.

I nominate this as the greatest Random Roles ever. I can't get enough of this guy.

People, he didn't say he was going to remove the subtext. What is the reading comprehension level around here? This is the problem with surrounding news with snark. People think the snark is the story.