Look guys and gals… This isn’t really that fun for me anymore. I know you’re all enjoying the daily intel leaks, but I’ve been calling all this since December and none of this is coming as a surprise to me. Frankly, I’m getting a little tired waiting for you all to catch up. So now, instead of saying “I told you so”…

And here we have the premise of Woody’s next, sad film. An older Jewish gentleman in New York is forced to watch movies on a computer by a young, pretty ingenue. They fall in love, even though she is being pursued by a good looking lawyer her own age because she just loves the pathos that surrounds the old guy who is…

I’ve always wondered, how many people before the last couple decades didn’t actually want to have kids, be mothers, but it was the only option available to them so that’s what they did. I bet there are quite a few women who feel more comfortable with the choice to not have kids now, than there were even back in the…

I know as I read the times article I basically just thought which would I rather raise my daughter in, a post apocalyptic hellscape or the handmaidens tale, i’m leaning towards hellscape.

Dept of Justice comment line:

Is this finally it??? Can this please be the beginning of the end? I’m totally dying for the day the universe rights itself and this orange fuckhead gets the boot. Then I go the closest bar I can find, drop $20 in the jukebox, play “FDT” on repeat, and proceed to get sloshed in the name of sweet, sweet liberty.

try to suss out someone’s progressive bonafides

I have pretty low expectations of Trump’s intellect but reading his Q&A with The Economist left me deeply appalled. Like, dementia speculation aside, this is just one of the most profoundly idiotic interviews I’ve ever read. You can clearly see his “faking it” laid bare here.

yeah, and he fought really hard to get elected president of the prom committee because he thought he would get to pick out everything he wanted, only to find out that it’s actually a lot of goddamn work and there are actually restrictions. Budget restrictions, teachers overriding the Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n Roll…

If someone were to ever make a movie about Putin, this creepy ass sounding piano concerto ala Putin should play over the intro credits.

Let’s not forget that the crime bill actually had the support of leaders from various communities of color. At the time, these communities were being decimated by senseless violence.

Loans are not income. Just saying.

Trump’s tax returns probably won’t show income or loans from Russia; it’s dirty money in cash or laundered through the Bank of Cyprus. This will take sophisticated forensic accounting. Meanwhile cherchez la fille: Ivanka is most likely the family bag man.

No, you can’t sue claiming that the Constitution is unconstitutional...

Given that the Constituion explicitly includes a provision for weighting the value of a vote in one state higher than the value of a vote in another I’m going to guess that argument won’t get you very far in court.

Because the Founding Fuckers designed the Electoral College to put limits on democracy. They were afraid of it, I think partly because of the French Revolution.

This is actually big, and woefully underreported, news. They took computer hard drives and files. There were quite a few agents involved. The raided firm’s director is a former business partner of Roger Stone and Paul Manafort. There are also ties between the firm and the head of Trump’s entertainment branch…

NO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…

Every member of Congress takes an oath of office, so yes, it is dereliction of duty.

That’s not a wholly incorrect statement. There are plenty of examples of previous administrations not being on the same page.