Too easy.

Chewing gum and impending suicide.

Pour one out for our German interpreter/translator friends. They never get to convey the verb because the man never completes a sentence. #polyglotjokes

Okay, lol’d at the sticker over check engine light. Wish I’d thought of that; less anxiety while my last car was slowly dying.

The measure the city is considering would send their own children to a school 25 blocks away. And since this is NYC, 25 blocks is a HELL of a longer ways away from home.

Needs an eye patch.

I’m convinced the maintenance needed and the check engine light are scams by the mechanics and dealerships of the world. That’s my own conspiracy theory.

Jesus Christ, get off your high horse. This is not the same as the Pepsi ad (for one thing, where’s the supermodel or notion that a carbonated beverage can soothe the savagery of the riot police) though I’m sure saying so gives you a bit of smug satisfaction. It’s a beer ad, yes, but at least it’s a beer ad that is…

the 29 that went for him in the election along with the angst, confusion, frustration, indifference, fanaticism, ignorance, naivete, fear, cowardice, and being a fucking racist asshole.

I LOVE THAT VIDEO SO MUCH.

im actually really happy he said this, and not just because i was a hardcore 1d fan for several years

The best thing about getting older is being ignored by disgusting men like him.

I caught this, but I also caught something else:

She could also take the nice fat check she got from Pepsi and, I don’t know, donate it, to BLM, Planned Parenthood, etc. You’ve got plenty of $$, Kendall, but you might be surprised how good it feels to practice a little altruism.

I wouldn’t put it past him or his cronies/puppeteers that they’re hoping to goad ISIS and/or AQ into a direct attack on US interests so they can really swing their dicks around.

Donald Trump Orders Military Strike Against Syria in Response to 35% Approval Rating and Russia Investigations.

No, but they can get throat, penile, and anal cancer.

which would ostensibly prohibit the state from discriminating against individuals based on their beliefs about climate change.

“So what is the solution?”

All of this but I think it also needs to be said that - and you touched on this briefly albeit in a roundabout way - these particular photos are photos of *beautiful young* women, and we are culturally conditioned to respond to images of beautiful women, especially in peril/distress/disarray, especially when their…