A picture? ты чё, сука, охуел? This is 1927. Look at a Washington Post from that era. Day-to-day photojournalism wasn’t a thing (small camera (a Leica) was first commercially available in 1925; before then it was the big, folding cameras, which needed the long exposures, tripods...) 

Poetic? If you say so, sure.

Methinks you have forgotten Vice President Quayle’s greatest cultural contribution: Being (43rd) President Bush’s speaking coach:

Practice this: “Dude! Personal space. Merci.”

A chick for the school thing. And a Black guy for the thing with “urban” in it. Check and check. Yeah! Diversity done and done.

Srsly? You cannot possibly successfully Orange County without a veritable legion of underpaid, overworked and exploited people. And since those come from Mexico, like, build a wall? Like no. Anyhoo, hopefully Kate Spade will make a cute safety pin keychain so the nannies know the OC stands in solidarity!

This is not hyperbole. Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov tells Interfax, he was in contact with the DJT campaign the whole time. (Hello? FBI? Um, can one of you guys please Google “Seditious Conspiracy”? ‘Cause, um, you swore up and down you’d “support and defend the Constitution of the United States…

I think one of Congresswoman Rankin’s quotes is particularly apropos: