Possibly even Benzo the Clown, by the sounds of it. 

Hey. I'll fucking take it. 

You should remember that device when you finally get punched in your mouth. 

Wow. Super clever. 

He meant: “Troll-Lawyer”

I don’t remember any grannies getting flipped over in their cars. I remember precious precious property being damaged, and some kid getting shot in the head with a rubber bullet. He was a non violent goon.

You’re trying to reason with an idiot.

A reasonable person would avoid the blocked area. By more than a block.

It has become abundantly clear to me, that I should have read the comments. My fellow readers have already made my point, many times over. 

It has become abundantly clear to me, that I should have read the comments. My fellow readers have already made my…

Did you actually purchase and test said projector? I didn’t have time to read your article, bit the headline and corresponding purchase tile left me frothing at the mouth (figuratively, of course)

Did you actually purchase and test said projector? I didn’t have time to read your article, bit the headline and…

Jeez.

Jeez. I never thought Booker would become so relevant. I figured the pic of him in mom jeans and the red fleece vest was peak meme-juice. And yet, here we are. 2020 just keeps giving!

Ok boomer.

Sidekick forever. They were so cool! The phone equivalent of the switchblade comb.

This is so very true. 

If only I had been born a decade later... 12 year old me would have LOVED these... 

Could you just STOP talking about black people for one day!!!?? It's dividing our great country!!!!

That’s ELDER ABUSE!!!!

I was going to try to reason with him but that would be like reasoning with my dementia addled MIL. I noticed how reference to ‘millenials’ maybe he’s an elderly boomer who obsesses endlessly about dementia? Who knows? Either way, it's a lot. 

But the suggestion you made is just to tell a complete lie (deception) as opposed to another type of lie (the key won’t start the car.. jeez, we will have to get it fixed)