My favorite thing about the Targa, is that a woman’s hairdo is safe at any speed, and my gal agrees!

When it comes to traffic bylaws,

I just want to know why you sold the e39 man. 

Kid: W”can’t we have anything nice, daddy”?

I like the cut of your jib. 

Just give it time, soon I'll have Joe Biden to blame for everything. It's a win win, man. 

Come on man, everybody knows poor people can’t afford Ubers!!!

I was being sarcastic. Trying to keep things fun. But yes. Yes. 

But point B is moot, if you live in America, because as we all know, if you live in a disadvantaged area it's your own fault because equality and bootstraps! Remember, human beings have no intrinsic value if we are not constantly enriching billionaires! I'm finally starting to figure this out just now. Haha. 

I always wondered why we don’t have any billionaire economists.

Is that the Olde English version? Never tried it but now I MUST have some!

Anyone who supports the Republicans, Democrats, or Trump is a victim. How are YOU going to teach anyone logic? Cattle lack the ability.

The closer I look at American politics, police, prison, big business, and so on, the more clear it becomes that it's just a bunch of scummy good ol boys passing a bag of money back and forth, and laughing at the human human beings. 

Oh! Profit is evil? Damn. I just thought it was slavery, denying people basic human rights and such!

Come on man, leave embezzlers out of this!

Well, the vulgar idiots are committing fraud. Or do you think the ones that 'get away' with it are smart?

Sodomites? I thought they diddled kids. In fact, I'm quite sure of it 

But they're rioting and looting and kidnapping people in their cars!!  

Sturgis doesnt scare me because there isn't a Boolean in the universe where myself or anyone in my family circle would cross paths with those folks. 

He didn't say murder in cold blood. He said shoot, which is as American as apple pie. Murder is for Dems. Shootin folks is just downright American!