It’s always sarcasm with me.

That is just gorgeous. Everything about it. Pure Luxe!

Hey let's also pretend no one ever has their car conveniently 'stolen' to get out from underneath their 72 month payment scheme because no income. That NEVER happens. 

No no. It's criminals doing the crime, not honest hard workers who are just down on their luck. 

Shitty. My condolences

Hard work works it just takes a looong time. Ask me how I know, lol. 

Three types of lies.

Yes. It's almost as if the police work hand in hand with those private/publicly funded prisons isn't it? Who funds the police again?

Haha. They are paid by the public. They don't serve the public. They allow a portion of the public to believe they serve them, till it's time to crack heads of course. (see: occupy Wall Street)

We're holding our breath up here, and rooting for you all. 

I prefer the old beartrap in the bottom of a milk crate full of gear.  Bolted to the vehicle of course

Exactlty. Fuck it, I'm just gonna lose a bunch of weight and ride my single speed road bike over bumpy roads all summer. Same diff. 

Because there's no money in it. 

A 48 roll package is known as a metric shit tonne up Canada way.

Yeah but that's just like, your opinion man.  

This comment is underrated and criminally unrecognized. 

Good point. 

Sounds just like the land of the free. 

Ok. So the first horseman is at Bay. If you believe it hard enough.

But without the ‘poor’ paying disproportionate premiums for garbage, the upper classes boats begin to sink.