Muslim refugees don’t come anywhere near fucking up my life the way white men do every single day.

I’m starting to think men shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.

I have no faith this country so I’m betting on a walk.

I prefer the term Alternative Conjurations

Fake news be all like...

I’m sorry but clearly the cop had no choice.

In other good news, Good Governor Terry Mac in VA vetoed a bill to defund Panned Parenthood in the Commonwealth.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

America, and it’s mythological “dream,” is officially fucking over.

Maybe the bears will get her.

I’m on my lunch break eating a plate of chips with melted cheese on them. You can take your fat shaming elsewhere.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

No, but it’s 2017. So 1939 was 78 years ago.

Wanna fucking bet?

What the ever-loving fuck, people? Check the calendar, this isn’t 1939.