If she really wanted to speak to us on our level she’d have gone straight to “lesbian shitasses”.

“Bonjour, bleedypuss!”

I haven’t had a period in 6 years due to my Mirena, and I now I kind of want to have one to try them out.

squirrelfran = girlfriend.

I don’t get it. And Google just wants to know if I meant “squirrel fan.”

I’m looking forward to when Chelsea runs out of friendly greetings and vaguely flirtatious nicknames (‘pretty lady’, ‘beauty’) and has to resort to foriegn words and overt sexual harrassment. (“Willkommen, honey drawers!”, “Hola, sugar tits!”)

If it’s anything like that time I sat on the jello cups I would pass.

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.

Which just begs the question... if everyone hates it so much why do we keep doing it?

I...don’t understand how you can just expect your parents to watch your kid for free. Or if they do it, that they ask not to after awhile. We were always in daycare or with baby sitters until we were old enough to be home alone.

Every word out of his mouth is an argument FOR 184th trimester abortions.

fify

Educated is not the same thing as not being a sociopath.

And that’s why your party is being ripped apart by a mad dog. Because all of your party’s positions are litearlly insane. They deny reality. Wealth does not trickle down, gay and trans people will continue to exist, and your anti-abortion/anti-birth control/anti-sex ed stance is unconstitutional and flies in the face…

I’m going with highly unlikely based on his voting record on social welfare programs.

Yeah, that talking pimple can fuck right off.

It’s flawed arguments like this that helped me to become pro-choice. I’ll think of this news story as I continue to flip off the pro-life protesters in front of the Planned Parenthood around the corner from me.

“Obviously, microcephaly is a terrible prenatal condition that kids are born with,” he said to Politico. “And when they are, it’s a lifetime of difficulties. So I get it.”

Marco Rubio is a gorram well dressed Reaver.

You did not note in this story that S/HE ALSO SHOT THE DOG!