I’m torn on which is more urgent: dousing herself in dairy or killing him. Her temporary insanity claim might be weakened if she waits.

Those tits are pretty!

Wow your boobs are stunning!

Super cute tits!

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

Maybe someone wanting to explore a city with great breweries, restaurants, museums, good college sports teams and an awesome historical area. You know things cities have.

I get that. It’s like how some people wouldn’t want pets in their apartment.

cheaper.

Meh. You wanted one roommate not several.

“I firmly believe life begins at conception and anything we can do to protect human life I’m all for,” she added.

I hope it's Sansa who kills him. That would be so satisfying.

as we do whatever the fuck we want

“make a copy of myself to parade around for attention.” hoo boy, do I love this. My boyfriend and I will sit over there with our blended family of dogs and cats (who are way cuter than most babies) with you.

Oh don’t i know it. The cilantro, onions, and jalapeños are planted right next door.

Thanks for the info...I fixed it. Next to get a “my tomato plant is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker.

In a world where I’m constantly bombarded with women casually insisting that giving birth to a child is the greatest, deepest, most profound experience a human being could ever have and that it imparts them with a magical understanding of the universe, I appreciate hearing your story and wish there were more in the…

Seriously! Beyond their immediately family, why do they think people care enough... i am pregnant right fucking now, the gender will be revealed to us in 3 weeks and people have been asking me if i will do a gender reveal, to which i respond “hellz no”.

Because the need to express your gun fetish supersedes the need to reveal the gender of your child.

Did you adopt a child? I applaud you.

People would ask us if the baby we were adopting was going to be a girl or a boy and I would always just say “Yes, probably”. Honestly, we didn’t know and we couldn’t figure out why it even mattered. Apparently, it is very important to be able to buy stuff? That the baby will never notice or care about anyway.