Jesus can I get him to deliver that duck leg salad to Seattle? I need it for the mouth part of my face.

I worked at a bookstore. In a town. Said bookstore was not in a mall. It was a freestanding building. And that happened twice. Women left their child in my store while they each went to run errands downtown. I told them both that I would call the police if it ever happened again. I am not a free fucking babysitter.…

Or “toy section” means “daycare.” Whayya mean, I gotta pay for the six Transformers toys my horrid, feral offspring opened and broke? Why weren’t you WATCHING HIM??/

I am counting at least three adults in this set of stories who need to be forcibly sterilized immediately.

Well you see, vegetables can be crunchy, or red, therefore by extension, she was allergic to all of them.

Spoiled brats throwing food on the floor, because they didn’t get some other type of cake they wanted? And parents giving in to the child’s whining?

Yeah nah. I’m sure we could cut out all bacon and other delicious meats, cheeses that may be high in fat, dairy in general, alcohol, caffeine, cake, all manner of wonderful but not so great for you things and end up adding an extra few years on at the end.

He was 17. She was 13. I’m guessing he had a significant strength/size advantage over her. “Women are afraid that men will kill them” easily translates to “teenage girls are afraid teenage boys will kill them”. Don’t be obtuse.

I second all of these very, very important questions. Plus you know someone is going to bring their child unawares and then be horrified and outraged when they get there. Which I would perhaps pay to watch.

milk was a bad choice.

Crap, I’m sorry. I acknowledged that women were people. DAMMIT.

If you need an abortion and you live in Northern Ireland, you need to go to England, not the UK. Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

Doba has queso. Chipotle does not have queso. Heretofore, Doba > Chipotle.

One notable difference is guac is NOT extra at Qdoba

I choked on my sandwich at “my mom was Rod.” This comment needs more stars

Even though these centres are the antithesis of everything I stand for, I have a perverse fascination with them. I’ve never come across one where I live, but if I did I think I’d go in and mess with them all the time.

*Scientific data provided by Ghost Facers from Supernatural.

Agreed