“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.”

It’s been a rough year for the British. Everyone really, but particularly you guys.

Nice try, Jennifer Aniston, but it’s not a fucking competition.

Ugh, fuck everything about Ohio. Ladies who want abortions, come to Michigan. We have ‘em, and I’ll go with if you need some support.

“ I don’t because I just can’t wrap my head around the idea of threatening violence against strangers because you disagree with their job.”

I’m staring to wonder how difficult living illegally in Canada would be. I’m not far from the Ontario boarder, I could just cross over and say I’m going to the casino and then just never leave. I’ll probably get kicked out eventually, but at least I won’t have to worry about mass shooters.

How have you had 3 accidental pregnancies? After the first 1 or 2, you think you’d realize you need better birth control.

My doctor swore to me when I got my tubal that they would “cauterize the tubes to the point of no return”. He better be right.

NO. Absolutely NO we should not mourn reducing the amount of “oops” pregnancies. Creating an entirely new person and potentially forcing your partner into parenthood because “birth control? Meh.” is horrible.

I was under the impression that she sang both as well. Either I’m going Deaf, or this article is wrongzo.

Thank you for this! My Chipotle has a giant metal shelf over the sneeze guard, a-la Subway, and I was very confused as how anyone could reach over it and touch the food. That explains it.

I am Sam Smith Chocolate Stout

Just saying hello as a fellow Childfree’r in a cubicle in mid-Michigan.

Ooh, sorry! I thought your post was directed at me, telling me not to have kids if I didn’t want to deal with them. My apologies, Mr. Wonka! Damn, I can’t delete these posts either, huh?

Oh fuck off with that sentiment.

The place had a hibachi bar! She ended up getting the chicken hibachi, but first had to complain that it was “too dark” and the menu was “too hard to read”. Lord help me, I may one day strangle my mother.

Because a book store isn’t a babysitter and you can’t just leave your kids. Well behaved or not, parents can’t just dump their kids elsewhere to go get their nails done/eat food/shop/whatever. Don’t want to have to deal with your kids? Get a babysitter before you go out.

Yeah, I work in state government and usually we get all the holidays off, but nope, not Columbus Day. I think it’s just a reason for furniture stores and car dealerships to advertise “the biggest deals of the year!!!!!”

I’ve thought about doing this too. Going into a place and pretending to be all naive and such and see what kind of lies they tell me. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’m a good enough actor/patient enough person to be able to put on that act for long without yelling at them.