“That’s so nice of you to say/ask” and move on with business. Keep an eye on the other tables and use other customers as an excuse if you need to. “You are both so friendly, but I better make sure I don’t neglect my other tables.”

Or you could cut the old folks some slack. Don’t make the mistake of judging them based upon your generation’s mores. Take it as a compliment that they actually give a shit about you as a person.

“Stoked”? “Killer”? “Crushed”? “Dude”? That isn’t millennial internet slang, that’s bro speak. Internet slang would be “isn’t that Negroni lit af, I can’t even” or whatever.

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

I deliver food. This conversation is SO CLOSE to the real problem it pains me.

This is sticker vandalism and is against the law.

Madisonville Middle School was just ahead of the curve, apparently. I guess we do owe them some thank you letters.

You’re not a child anymore. The world is no longer wide open to you.

As I understood the original poster’s intent, “houndstooth” is a complicated pattern that resembles the teeth of a dog; it is interlocking, and while not terribly complex, is forever biting in upon itself.

The expression’s application to the situation described feels like, “this thing will forever turn in upon itself,…

I am not entirely sure how to process this reply, so I’m going to do my best, and you tell me where I’m off-base (I mean that sincerely; I have a penchant for snark, but I really don’t want to employ it here).

I get that in real life, messy situations arise. I can be and have been attracted to people who are not my…

Its Chesapeake Bay Crab Spices (sold in the Mid-Atlantic) is a good example: It’s clearly piggybacking on Herr’s Old Bay potato chips. But whereas Herr’s is rather heavy handed with Old Bay seasoning, Lay’s version dials back on the celery seed flavoring and balances it out with salt-and-vinegar tang. I prefer Lay’s…

No, because that’s what they are.

I can buy a bottle of whiskey and get shit faced playing computer games for less money than a few shots at the bar. If friends are around it’s also less of a hassle to play Dungeons and Dragons or Shadowrun at home than it is dragging all those dice and books out to the bar, plus places tend to frown rolling pallets…

I found the poster who’s never waited tables....

“other players, who later told writer Dominik Schott that the other player’s resistance and unwillingness was part of the sexual appeal for them”

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

buying another copy does not negate the fact that he he agreed to terms and conditions before getting the game online in the first place, broke those terms and got banned. How about you buy a car then get a DUI and now cannot drive, buying another car does not give your right to drive back.

I don’t think they understand the concept of “No second chances.” Blizzard literally means that whether or not you have enough money to waste on buying the game again, if you cheat once, you cannot play again.

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

Hey buddy, you should really read the story I linked. To quote: